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Introduction
Hi ! , am divorced, live alone, am honest , sincere, and dedicated to women "who have womans needs" ,Any pretentious "Power-freaks" need not apply,, (Gawd ! got enough probs with the ugly women in Hampshire already ! )( but there are more than enough pretty one's to compensate for them ! )...
You MUST :- have a good sense of humour,,,, change your underwear at least once a fortnight,, speak to unknown claiming you're their mother,, speak to your mother,, ( Gawd ! ),, Help the Aged, ( me ), and be able to make toast without a recipe....
You MUST NOT,, leave the toilet-seat "UP",, snore,,leave your dentures on the sink,, get rid of any "Automatic-drop-your-pants" for the Tesco Delivery man..
My Ideal Person
I'm looking for a nymphomaniac with bad eyesight to let me perform oral-sex on her forevermore !
Age,,looks,, race,, planet not important,, but the ability to moan when squirting down my throat is essential in order that I don't drown...
But you must have a gsoh,,after all,,you can't put a price on a good laugh !,XXX
My Ideal Person
I'm looking for a nymphomaniac with bad eyesight to let me perform oral-sex on her forevermore !
Age,,looks,, race,, planet not important,, but the ability to moan when squirting down my throat is essential in order that I don't drown...
But you must have a gsoh,,after all,,you can't put a price on a good laugh !,XXX
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | November 1, 1954 |
Marital Status: | Divorced |
Height: | 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Prefer not to say |
Race: | Caucasian |
Male Endowment: | Average/Average |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |